Bitcoin Bitch was the anti-fiat superhero who saved the world from fiat when she discovered Bitcoin. Then she glitched. And out of the glitch she created the Bitcoin Blitches: 10,000 animated pixel rebels, each carrying her DNA from one of the eight original artworks, every pixel stored on Ethereum.
8original artworks chosen as her eight strains of DNA
100%on-chain on Ethereum: no IPFS, no servers
0.01 ETHall in, one price for everyone, no allowlist
The film
The glitch
FILM COMING · Miss AL Simpson
The city
The City of 10,000
The Bitcoin Blitches have a city of their own, and you can fly and walk through it in your browser. Every building is one Blitch, in eight districts round the Fiat Ruins, under the Glitch. Press a pile of notes to turn fiat to Bitcoin, try a plot and its penthouse, then go in through the lit doors: inside are the rooms, with five games, all played by clicking.
THE CITY OF 10,000THE FIAT RUINSGENESISTHE CLUBTHE ARCADETHE ROOFTOPTHE TERMINALTHE TRADING FLOOR
Fully on-chain
Every pixel lives on Ethereum
No IPFS. No server. No website it depends on. The pixels, the colours, the animation and the traits of all 10,000 Bitcoin Blitches are written into the smart contract itself, together with the code that plays them. Every view comes straight from Ethereum. If every website in the world went dark tomorrow, your Blitch would still be there, exactly as it was minted.
Before the Blitches, there was one of her. Bitcoin Bitch: the anti-fiat superhero. The world ran on paper then. They printed it by the mountain and called it money, and every year it bought a little less. Then she discovered Bitcoin, and she saw the way out. She took the fight to fiat, and she won.
But you cannot save a world and walk away unchanged. The signal tore. She glitched. She did not break. Where the glitch ran through her, something new came out: ten thousand of them, each one different. Created, not cloned. Every Blitch carries one of her eight strains in its code, every one living on Ethereum.
The rest of the story opens room by room, inside the city.
The lineage
The eight originals
Out of all the Bitcoin Bitch artworks Miss AL Simpson has minted since 2019, eight became her DNA: originals from 2019 to 2021, all still on Ethereum today. Each is a strain, and every Blitch names the strain it was created from. Each original also has one OG Blitch of its own. Three are already with collectors, airdropped on 13 November: the OGs for THE $1M and DIGITAL GOLD went to the collectors who hold those originals, and the GENESIS 2019 OG went to the collector who holds the first Bitcoin Bitch of all, minted in 2019. The other five are hidden in the mint, the rarest Blitches anyone can hit.
Women, men and six rare types (Android, Cyborg, Ghost, Glitch, Gold and Hologram), each in their own streetwear, with backgrounds, eyes, hats, chains and glitch layers that move. Every Blitch is unique, and every one animates.
A few of the 10,000. Every other Blitch shows the glitching cover until the sale closes; then all of them are revealed at once by a single on-chain draw that nobody, the artist included, can steer.
Hologram25
Gold88
Ghost106
Glitch107
Cyborg155
Android183
Bitcoin Bitch line1,000
OG8 · 3 to their collectors, 5 hidden in the mint
The mint
How it works
1 · One mint, one priceOpen to everyone on Transient Labs for seven days. No presale, no allowlist, no free list: 0.01 ETH, platform fee included.
2 · The coverUntil the sale closes every Blitch shows one of three glitching covers, Bitcoin Bitch's silhouette drawn on-chain. Nobody knows which Blitch they hold, the artist included.
3 · The revealWhen the sale closes, every Blitch is revealed at once, fully on-chain, from a random draw nobody can predict, including the artist.
Opens Wednesday 18 November, 9pm UK (4pm New York). Closes Wednesday 25 November, 9pm UK, and the reveal follows that evening. 0.01 ETH. News on @bitcoinblitch, @bitcoinbitchnft and @missalsimpson.
The only official mint is the Transient Labs drop linked from this page. It is announced once, in a pinned post. We will never DM you a mint link, and nobody from the team will ask for your seed phrase.
Questions
FAQ
What does “fully on-chain” mean?
The pixels, the colours, the animation and the traits of every Blitch are stored in the smart contract on Ethereum. Nothing depends on a website, a server or IPFS. As long as Ethereum runs, your Blitch exists exactly as it was minted.
Where will they show?
On OpenSea and every marketplace and wallet that reads Ethereum. The animated Blitch is what you see.
When are they revealed?
When the sale closes. Until then every Blitch shows the same glitching cover, drawn on-chain. Then all of them are revealed at once, from the hash of a future Ethereum block that nobody can predict, including the artist. Three OG Blitches are the only ones placed by hand. THE $1M and DIGITAL GOLD go to the collectors who hold those originals, and GENESIS 2019 goes to the collector who holds the first Bitcoin Bitch, minted in 2019.
Can the artist take my Blitch back?
No. The contract has no way to recall, freeze or burn a collector's token.
Is there an allowlist or a free claim?
No. One public mint, one price, for seven days. Everyone pays the same and nobody gets a head start.
Where do I mint?
On Transient Labs, through the link on this page. The collection lives in Miss AL Simpson's own contract; Transient runs the sale.
The artist
Miss AL Simpson
Award-winning Scottish cryptoartist, minting on Ethereum since 2019. Her work has sold at Sotheby's alongside Warhol, Rauschenberg, Richard Prince and de Kooning. Bitcoin Bitch, her crypto superhero, has been on the blockchain since 2019.
